Did you ever fill your supersoakers with pee pee?

There are many reasons why I piss outside:
1) I am lazy, and i enjoy drinking and writing outside. Sometimes, I dont even leave my chair. I just unbotten my pants and just try to arch it from the porch into the sweet green grass.
2) the rats dont come into my yard anymore because i have marked my territory. Nor do unfamiliar cats or dogs.
3) my stairs that lead upstairs are really noisey and I dont want to wake my roomates...and there is no bathroom downstairs (except my back yard.)
4) I usually have the computer outside, late at nite, drinking, and I am afraid that If i go inside to pee pee that the computer wont be here when I return. not that my computer will walk away, but there is this notorious thief around who just got outta jail and I'm sure he stole my brandnew, never been used before, propane grill that took me two hours to put together. So I cant risk leaving the computer alone.
5) I drink too much beer and if my roomies hear me going up and down the steps late at night to piss every five minutes, they will either send me to rehab or tell me to get my prostate checked out. I dont want to bother them with any of that nonsense.
6) my wing wang doesnt get much fresh air and that is unfair to my little buddy.

There must be more reasons why I like pissing in the great outdoors, but I cant think of them now.

If anyone has any reasons why they like pissing in nature let me know. i would be glad to hear you suggestions.

Thanks,
a lot.

PS: friends, guess what I gotta do right now?

pps: i am done know and while I was pissing I rememberd a funny pissing story that only my Denton bunkies will remember. We were all going to Russ's house and we all bought a shit load of beer. Logan Haddock was carrying some in a brown paper bag and a few fell through the bag and smashed on the sidewalk (yes, we do have sidewalks in Denton.)
"Logan, what the fuck, c'mom, man."
"My bad, friend."
I asked Matt Porter, "Where is Bobby (Means)?"
He had disappeared.
Matt replied, "Somewhere pissin'."

We had no idea where he went and we didnt see him the rest of the nite. Musta been one helluva piss.

Bobby was a notorious pisser and a notorious drinker.

I wish him well, whatever he is up to these days.

god bless ya, Bobby.