Humdinger

I walked in the motherfucking club the other night. I told my parrot, who was resting on my shoulder, "One sized dick fits all."
My parrot's name is Shinny. He sat at the bar while I danced with the honeys.
Later that night, at the motherfucking orgy, one dick size did fit all.
It was a real humdinger of a night, it was.
Shinny watched and said he masterbated while the girls and I got it on.
That secretive bird. He won't tell me how he masterbates. Wing masterbation? I wanna know
how he does it. But when I go to orgies, I really don't have much time to watch him and figure out how he does it.
They next day he complained, "Why can't I meet any other parrots?"
I told him to practice his English and then we will see what happens.
I feel uncomfortable around him now, 'cause he saw me do some wierd shite.