skull snaps

man, i was walking down the street the other day and I passed a house. It had a no tresspassing sign on the goddamn door. I was like, "damn, I really wanted to tresspass there. But according to the sign, I cant. Shit seems unfair."

Tool

I went to home depot the other day. As soon as I walked in the motherfucking door I yelled, "where da hoes at?" Then a person arrived with an apron on and directed me to the correct aisle.

Beruit

I laugh
and the dog
looks at me.
confused.
He really wants to
know why
im making these
strange sounds.
But i cant tell
him
beacuse of the language barrier.